Plot: (Warning: May Contain Spoilers) Gabrielle organizes a farewell party for Carlos, but ruins it by accusing him of tampering with her birth control. Rex is jealous of Bree and George’s continued friendship. Lynette learns that Tom is working with his ex-grilfriend Annabel. Susan’s kitchen catches fire and she blames Paul as the arsonist.

Plot: (Warning: May Contain Spoilers) Bree and Rex visit Andrew at boot camp and learn that he might be gay. Carlos forces Gabrielle to sign a postnuptial agreement and tampers with her birth control. Susan’s mother arrives unexpectedly, claiming her boyfriend abused her. Lynette is furious when she discovers that Bree spanked Parker.

Plot: (Warning: May Contain Spoilers) Mama Solis wakes up from her coma but dies after falling down a flight of stairs. Susan returns Mike’s explanation and apology letter to him unread. Lynette befriends a deaf mother at Barcliff Academy. Bree and Rex send Andrew to juvenile boot camp. Gabrielle is offered a seven-figure negligence settlement sum by the hospital.

Plot: (Warning: May Contain Spoilers) Gabrielle and Carlos face a sewage disaster and cannot afford to fix it. Bree bribes Maisy Gibbons to remove Rex’s name from her list of clients. Lynette is upset when her boys are accused of spreading head lice at school. Susan gets drunk and breaks into Paul’s with Edie after being heartbroken by Mike.

Plot: (Warning: May Contain Spoilers) Susan is left heartbroken when Mike is arrested for Mrs. Huber’s murder. Lynette insures Tom doesn’t get his next promotion. Justin demands sex from Gabrielle or he will reveal her affair with John. Bree learns that Danielle is planning to lose her virginity to John.

Plot: (Warning: May Contain Spoilers) It’s Valentine’s Day on Wisteria Lane. Lynette discovers her boys are stealing from Mrs. McCluskey. Mike collapses from a gunshot wound at his romantic dinner with Susan. Bree scoffs at Rex’s sexual desires. Gabrielle fires Yao Lin, but is fired herself from her modeling job.